SPACE CAKE MISTAKE

Never again. Not edibles. I flew out of Amsterdam, so naturally, I purchased a space cake. hUGE mistake. I fell asleep before our flight got to its gate. Then I hobbled onto the plane, and promptly fell asleep. I woke up and we were just flying. No take off. Just in the air. Upon waking, the stewardess runs over, “SIR! You’ve been sleeping on her shoulder for 3 hours”. So I wake up, get off the woman on my left, and face forward. Couldn’t tell you what that lady looked like. Didn’t have the balls to look at her. Edibles are a no-no.